The Poetry of Cadenz Rime

When Mr Biddle got to Lidl
He got a pain
right in his middle

The Pain in Mr Biddle’s middle
Made him wince and awkwardly fiddle
with his braces and his tie
He hoped the pain would soon pass by.

‘What could it be?’ Said Mr Biddle
‘Fiddlesticks. Oh Fiddle Fiddle.’

A thought occurred to Mr Biddle
Perchance he thought, I need a tiddle
I’ll find a Loo and have a piddle

So off he went did Mr Biddle
He found a Loo and did a widdle

‘Oh Relief’ cried Mr Biddle

Tiddle, tiddle, piddle, widdle

‘The pain has gone
Hey diddle diddle
No more aching in my middle’

So take advice from Mr Biddle

Dont go off to shop in Lidl

Unless you’ve had a
Jimmy Riddle.